Fantasia and all of her ghetto-beauty stunk up the stage with her stank jig at the BVI Music Festival, which was held the other day. In true Fanny Mae fashion, shoes courtesy of Olive Ole were kicked off to athlete's foot odors and had sweat juice dripping all proper like from the meat stacks on her back.
I just know her stank snatch smells like boiling hot dog water mixed with a dirty BBQ grill and a seafood feast. Someone PLEASE tell Fanny Mae that if you're gonna sweat uncontrollably on stage, do the following:
- wear Degree deodorant (the 24 hour protection and swipe the armpit region at least 20 times)
- stop wearing black nylon material
- keep your shoes on at LEAST one time
- bring a wash cloth on stage to wipe your face and some baby wipes (i'm just sayin')
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