KYLE GOING OFF IN WINN-DIXIE

Kyle Washington of EBT's College Hill really gave a customer service employee of Winn-Dixie Marketplace some reality while trying to get a Western Union.

I don't blame him for his rant, because the customer service people be the worst (shout out to my mom and little sister for going off on store employees for foolishness).

WOULD JESUS BE PROUD?

African's ain't got no type of respect, do they?

Brother Franklin is somewhat of a new phenomenon in the church scene around Houston, especially during offering. That is why I get my envelope and only pay tithes.

THE J.O. & THE-NIGHTMARE QUICK QUOTES

Christina Milian: A lot of people been saying that we set up some. Like, please. We shop everyday. We live in Hollywood. We live in New York. We’re everywhere all the time, so it’s not like there aren’t people just following you or just popping up at your hotel or wherever you’re gonna be. It’s kinda crazy, but we don’t look for that stuff. We’re just living, being regular.

The Dream: True. Because, at the end of the day, Hollywood is her territory, her being an actress. So most of the time they’re probably looking for her and just somehow figured out who I was, like, “Oh that the nigga from, you know.”

- - Christina Milian and The-Dream explaining why the paparazzi "follows" them (*insert side-eye)

Things that needs so explanation:
- When Christina says "We" live in Hollywood & New York. C. Mili, where's your income coming from to claim you live somewhere?
- Dream, really? Christina is not a Hollywood (avenue in Compton) actress people really care about. This is coming from the same dude who said a studio gave her $10 million to star in a film. What film? That new straight-to-DVD "Bring It On" movie don't count. If she can't get album sales, how can she bring in big bucks for a major movie.

KC, COME GET YOUR MAMA!

The foolishness and craziness that is Frankie was unleashed from her cage to take a stroll down the streets of ATL to get her first tattoo - a signature tramp stamp in honor of her new fiance (don't know dudes name except he's 22).

Did she really try to snatch Michelle Branch's violin? Then she smacked somebody's damn dog. I CAN'T!!!

RAVEN, YOU'RE SO ENTERTAINING

This $400 million woman is the reason why the term "double dutch bus" is in my everyday vocabulary to describe certain folks (I'll explain that in a video one day). She's the head driver of the DDB after releasing her tragic single of the same name last year, which resulted in her album flopping harder than Ciara hitting high notes.

Raven gave a concert at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL on July 6, 2009. While the concert was free with wristbands, you could pay an extra $10 to get VIP (aka front row). Let's just say no one gave a damn and stayed perched in those free seats.

I WISH YOU WELL

(*And I was like..."why is Keyshia Cole singing "Obsessed"?)

(borrowed from the opening line of the song)
WKOF reader JC turned my face into a sad Lil Mama face/Eli Porter stare moment when I looked at this video.

LOON AMIR TALKS ISLAMIC CHANGE

I did a video blog for DOC TV on this topic back in March, and it caused a bit of controversy (look at the comments).

Amir Junaid Muhadith, the artist formally known as Chauncey Hawkins and rapper Loon, recently spoke with a Islam TV newtork to discuss his change over to the Islamic community.

I remember going to New York in May 2008 with a few friends, and me and my homie Ant could've sworn we saw Amir out Manhattanville selling a variety of body oils.

TEAM CHUNK VERSION OF "SWEET DREAMS"

I think he probably confused the lyrics with "sweet wings or a bacon-cheese hamburger."

Thanks to WKOF reader Asia for sending in the latest epic fail.