RAVEN, YOU'RE SO ENTERTAINING

This $400 million woman is the reason why the term "double dutch bus" is in my everyday vocabulary to describe certain folks (I'll explain that in a video one day). She's the head driver of the DDB after releasing her tragic single of the same name last year, which resulted in her album flopping harder than Ciara hitting high notes.

Raven gave a concert at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL on July 6, 2009. While the concert was free with wristbands, you could pay an extra $10 to get VIP (aka front row). Let's just say no one gave a damn and stayed perched in those free seats.