THROW DEM SHOES!

The devil has been busy these past few days (Serena Williams yelling at tennis officials, Kanye West and his Henny snatching the mic from Taylor Swift, and Lil Mama's unwelcomed stage presence during Jay-Z's VMA performance, etc.). Therefore, I'm posting this video to help calm the situation. Although, the pastor is a lil too extra Lady Gaga style in this video as far as his approach goes for defeating satin. It became too much for me when two ladies began beating the dummy with her purse and crutch.

Now we're throwing shoes at dummies in CHUUUCH? What happened to a good ol' prayer line and seed offering?

JUANITA BYNUM, PLEASE GET YOUR SEED

*Paging Juanita Bynum...your son is out in the streets acting a damn fool! Jesus would not approve.

I'm not sure how reliable this is, but Mr. Strawberry is supposedly Juanita Bynum's seed. The title and video speaks volumes for itself.

'REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATL' GET REAL CRAZY ON 'ELLEN'

You can't take some of these women no where!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta made an appearance on yesterday's (9/9) episode of The Ellen Show. As always, Kim and She'ree (or who I like to call "She-Ray") get into it. But the mood became mellow and fun during a game of musical chairs, which is always mad funny on Ellen's show. I wish they would've played Kim's epic underground hit "Tightrope."

But IMO, Kim (who is from Wellington Oaks at times - get at me for the definition) really put She'ree out there, because she is a liar too (go check her public records from Ohio). Lisa also has some skeletons in the closet (why doesn't she have custody of her first two sons with Keith Sweat?).

"SHAKE IT FOR YOUR HOOD"

messy mya baby a.v.e girlz offical

(*Now why they wanna go and mess up their Citi Trends clothes?)

In today's tomfoolery, a group of young birds by the name of BABY AVE GIRLZ decided to put on for their hood in New Orleans by shaking their you-know-what like their lives depended on it.

First of all, why did their parents name them those ghetto ass names? Daminisha...really?

Next, who would even let them do shit like this. We can try to pretend like their parents (or mothers) don't know that they're doing this, but they're probably encouraging it for real. But the lil donkey duck Asia (or Ajah, Aesha, Aisha - you never know how their mommas spell their names these days) is the main star of this vid, along with their Sour Patch Kid mentor.

You can find these group of girls in about ten years twerking their "poak chops" and popping their Pastor Troy in the ATL at Magic City.

UPDATE: So now they took the video down.
UPDATE 2: did some research and found the video again on MySpace

DON'T MESS WITH THE BEY STANS

This video was recorded back in March, but shout out to THE DOC REPORT & WKOF reader Jazmine for forwarding this to me today.

In the above clip, the Creole Beysus crew decided to respond to the "Turnin' Me On" remix (you know, the supposed Bey & Ciara diss) and they weren't playing around with MISS KERI BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta admit, it was funny.

"BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!!"

On a recent episode of the ABC series 'Wife Swap', a Southern family, whose diet consists of calories and deep fried foods, encounters a problem when their “wife for a week” proceeds to throw away the fattening foods from the refrigerator. That's when the youngest son, the "Team Chunk" member of the family, got mad as hell at Joy and packed his little suitcase to pump off somewhere. Where the hell you going?

A BEYONCE POPEYE'S CHICKEN SPECIAL?

Someone from Beyonce's "camp" decided to call up their local Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits and asked them is they had a "Beyonce chicken special" since its September 4th (her 28th birthday). I'm dead at him for even asking, but his ending comment was just LOL funny.

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