CASE OF THE MISSING RAMEN NOODLES

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For the next 1 minute and six seconds, I am not Black! (LOL)

In this video, a member of Team Chunk gets heated as his brother (or cousin) puts a pot on the stove, boil him some water and proceed to cook him some ramen noodles (or what I call "oodles of noodles"). That prompted Team Chuck to get highly upset over the matter and threw a fit like someone stole his food rights. Two classic lines: "I put these noodles on my fu***** grandmama's grave!" and "I put dem on every thang I luhv dem is mah noodles!" (CLASSIC!) Even his sister (or cousin) had to put him in check when he questioned "why you b**** let him take mah noodles?" I also see they're prepared for Christmas a little early (shout out to the lone stocking hanging on the wall).

I am happy I am no longer a member of Club Chunk, because this is not a good look. iCant & iWillNot!

"ALL THE SINGLE CLOWNS, PUT YA HANDS UP!"

It's been a year since Beyonce released "Single Ladies" and people are still making their own interpretations of the video...indeed a cultural phenomenon!

But anyways, this Creole-in-the-making (with her huge bee stings) covered her face with her best clown mask from 50 Cent's "Ok, You're Right" video to do her own version of "Single Ladies."

Only problem is, when she "decided to dip," she banged her cranium on her 20-inch Sylvania LCD TV. Poor thing couldn't even get past the 20 seconds to complete her routine (*insert sad Lil Mama face*).

BLAST FROM THE PAST...

...like a month ago to be exact lol.

In this video, a parent with no type of sense created a lil "goon-nette" in the form of his daughter. This lil bad a** girl took no shame is what she was saying. It's one of those things thats hard to explain...you gotta watch the video to get what I mean. Just know that this is just adding to the stereotype of people in the "hood."

(I will say a memorable line is “I get paid by my daddy everyday b****!”)

LADY GAGA BEFORE THE "EXTRA-NESS"

Before she became the "extra" international celeb that she is now, Lady Gaga was on MTV before we even knew who she was.

She was an unwilling contestant on the old MTV afternoon show Boiling Point back in 2005. This was around the time she was brunette, known by her government Stefani Germanotta and was briefly signed to Def Jam before L.A. Reid gave her the boot (which I know he's hitting himself in the head for that one).

I used to watch that show on afternoons I was bored and had no clue she was on there. Its refreshing to see Lady Gaga before all of the "Gaga." She's still a dope artist though.