FINAL REMARKS: TOP FOOLISHNESS CLIPS OF THE DECADE

For the past year, I've been providing you all with not only the best and latest in music and entertainment news over at THE DOC REPORT, but also the latest in buffoonery at WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS? So what better way to close out the decade and 2009 than to revisit the most foolish clips of the noughties!

Soulja Girl on Marta:

Hands down, the highlight foolish clip of the year/decade. Who can resist the special delivery that Soulja Girl is kickin' on the MARTA train?

Unforgivable Soulja Girl Parody:


Scarlet Takes a Tumble:

The original "Precious" by the name of Scarlet made blog headlines this year for her tumble. Shout out to her sponsers Payless (where her wedge heels came from) and Family Dollar (where the table was purchased).

Mariah's TRL Striptease

Who can forget Mariah's infamous TRL ice cream-cart striptease for Carson Daly? This started off the "meltdown" caused by a little situation by the name of Glitter.

Ms. Peachez - "Fry That Chicken"


Riskay - "Smell Yo Dick"

Destiny's Child MadTV spoof:


DC's Message to the Troops:


DC Argument

Just imagine if they really had a fight like this.

Celebrity Therapy: Beyonce & Rihanna


Gurl, That's a Bootyhole!

Ever since my sister saw this video, this has become part of her crazy vocab to describe her dismay at certain foolishness.

Rehdogg - "Why Must I Cry"

*why must I cryyyyyy?*

Ever since this "music video" came out, I use the statement "why must I cry?" whenever I'm in the vicinity of foolishness. Here is how the "artist" describes the video:
This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it's not about how well the singer is it's about expression of hard times.

T-Baby - "It's So Cold In The D"

Who can forget this lil ditty courtesy of T-Baby and her effortless rhymes about Black-on-Black crime in Detroit. There was also the memorable live-rendition of "It's So Cold in the D" at a club in front of 4 people, but I wouldn't want you to suffer anymore with the new year almost here.

Maia Campbell

Former 'In the House' co-star Maia Campbell had a pretty tough few years following the death of her mother. It was oh-so-more evident when she was caught in the streets in this video a few months ago. While its a serious subject because she's been going through, I just can't help but to laugh because its too funny. Also shout out to the bag of hot Lay's chips.

Popeye's Chicken & their $4.99 special shortage:

Earlier this year, Popeye's was running a where you could get an 8-piece for $4.99. So of course, Black people flocked to their local location, only to be disappointed as Popeye's had ran out of chicken and closed for the day. That was the same day I was embarrassed to be Black lol.

The Missing Ramen Noodles

This was another recent moment where I had to skip being Black for a day or two. Message of the video: never come between Team Chuck and their ramen noodles.

BEYONCE WOULD BE PROUD

A WKOF reader sent this to me because I believe she has relations to the individual that decked their baby out in the latest Indian Remy lace front wig.

“It’s never too early for my baby to start looking glamorous like Beyonce!”

That quote is what the mother attached with the photo.

The mother also said she had the wig custom-made with human hair to match her own lacefront. “I wouldn’t be caught dead without my lacefront and my baby won’t either!”

F**kery and buffoonery at its best!

MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC LIBRARY TO A WRESTLING VIDEO

This is why I don't use public computers. I tote my trusty Compaq laptop everywhere when needed.

An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County (of course!) Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.

The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night around 7 p.m. The deputy says Henry was watching a wrestling VIDEO in the computer lab when another library patron spotted him and alerted the deputy.

Henry faces charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. He is held at the Boone County Jail.

IT'S PROMO PEOPLE!

(*You can just tell Slick 'Em got shatty breath and his grill is as rusted as their "career")

Pretty Ricky just released their new album this week (did you know that?) and to promote, appeared at a Wal-Mart store in ATL - in the garden center section to promote the tragic release. Clad in their black bubble vests courtesy of Southpole, the irrelevant group signed autographs for twenty devoted fans and three cashiers in hopes of gaining record sales. The mute/wannabe Pleasure P of the group also managed to score an application of employment at Wal-Mart.

So the young boy that's a devout Team Chunk member is real amped that PR signed his CD

OH MARY...

(the perfect moment to enter the "sad Lil Mama" face gif)

Mary J. Blige, your a great artist. I love your music and your Wilona Woods swag. But this Tweet here is unacceptable! When I saw this tweet, I just wanted to grab my 3rd grade communication skills book and throw it at you through my Compaq laptop. Now I understand you never finished school, but almost 18 years in the game should've gave you some time to get a G.E.D. or at least a See Spot Run book.

You and Fantasia would make great reading buddies (she's the one that proofread this tweet).

ANOTHER SINGER IN THE COLE/LONS/PUGH CLAN

On this edition of PLEASE COME GET YOUR DAMN RELATIVE, one of Frankie's lost-and-found pups Ester DeanElite is on track to be the next sangin' star of the family. Elite already got a lil shine by appearing on Frankie & Neffe this past summer, now Keyshia Cole's other older (I think) sister is trying to get like her multi-platinum lil sis.

All I want to know is why did Neffe let one of her seeds lend Elite her fingerless, multicolor gloves and take pics with her disposable camera.

Check out her fresh-to-deaf vocal ability in the video below:

Hey, at least she's not as bad as Mary J. Blige's older sister/ex-manager LaTonya and her awful attempt at single "It's Coming".

PAUSE ALERT: "HE" GOT A DONK

Now to my WKOF reader from Myspace by the name of Ashley who sent this in, I'm know I'm late accepting your friend request, but this is how you repay me?

Anyways, the (Y)ou(T)uber in the above video gets today's honor of "Pause Alert" as he does his best hood girl donk dance. I blame the girls on YouTube and video hoes for this guy's behavior. I guess its a sigh of relief that it wasn't a lil 4 year-old Black girl doing this to add to the stereotype.

ON THIS EDITION OF DUMBEST CRIMINALS...

Can we officially name Lil Boosie one of the dumbest criminals? To make a long story short:
- Lil Boosie was sentenced to two years in prison back in September
- He violated his terms of probation and now his prison sentence has been doubled to FOUR years in prison.

Thats four years of the public not seeing the extra crust on Boosie's face or his mid-top fade.

BLACKBUSTER MOVIE APPROVED!

LisaRaye, Ray J, Maia Campbell [no comment] and AZ [again, no words] all deliver their best displays of raw emotion for this straight-to-Walmart DVD by the name of 'Envy.' Obviously this was shot before Maia went crazy in Compton. All I can say is this isn't worth to buy. I wouldn't even buy this from Hustle Man or the thrift store. I wouldn't even steal this. I'll wait till BET airs it (sadly, you know they will).

CIARA "WORKS" FOR VERIZON

Ciara has been on a MetroPCS budget ever since the theme park known as Fantasy Ride had its liquidation sale after being open for only three weeks. Now CiCi ups her contract from Cricket Mobile to Verizon Wireless in their new ad for the Chocolate Touch.

KIM PERFORMS "TARDY FOR THE PARTY"

The amazing and talented Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta performed her "hit" (*insert side eye) single "Tardy for the Party" at a party on Halloween night.
Of course, in true Kim fashion, her vocals were "tardy for the party" (shout out to "Tightrope").

Thats all I have to say about her *drops the mic*

CASE OF THE MISSING RAMEN NOODLES

(*Audio Not Safe For School Or Work...Plug In The Headphones!)

For the next 1 minute and six seconds, I am not Black! (LOL)

In this video, a member of Team Chunk gets heated as his brother (or cousin) puts a pot on the stove, boil him some water and proceed to cook him some ramen noodles (or what I call "oodles of noodles"). That prompted Team Chuck to get highly upset over the matter and threw a fit like someone stole his food rights. Two classic lines: "I put these noodles on my fu***** grandmama's grave!" and "I put dem on every thang I luhv dem is mah noodles!" (CLASSIC!) Even his sister (or cousin) had to put him in check when he questioned "why you b**** let him take mah noodles?" I also see they're prepared for Christmas a little early (shout out to the lone stocking hanging on the wall).

I am happy I am no longer a member of Club Chunk, because this is not a good look. iCant & iWillNot!

"ALL THE SINGLE CLOWNS, PUT YA HANDS UP!"

It's been a year since Beyonce released "Single Ladies" and people are still making their own interpretations of the video...indeed a cultural phenomenon!

But anyways, this Creole-in-the-making (with her huge bee stings) covered her face with her best clown mask from 50 Cent's "Ok, You're Right" video to do her own version of "Single Ladies."

Only problem is, when she "decided to dip," she banged her cranium on her 20-inch Sylvania LCD TV. Poor thing couldn't even get past the 20 seconds to complete her routine (*insert sad Lil Mama face*).

BLAST FROM THE PAST...

...like a month ago to be exact lol.

In this video, a parent with no type of sense created a lil "goon-nette" in the form of his daughter. This lil bad a** girl took no shame is what she was saying. It's one of those things thats hard to explain...you gotta watch the video to get what I mean. Just know that this is just adding to the stereotype of people in the "hood."

(I will say a memorable line is “I get paid by my daddy everyday b****!”)

LADY GAGA BEFORE THE "EXTRA-NESS"

Before she became the "extra" international celeb that she is now, Lady Gaga was on MTV before we even knew who she was.

She was an unwilling contestant on the old MTV afternoon show Boiling Point back in 2005. This was around the time she was brunette, known by her government Stefani Germanotta and was briefly signed to Def Jam before L.A. Reid gave her the boot (which I know he's hitting himself in the head for that one).

I used to watch that show on afternoons I was bored and had no clue she was on there. Its refreshing to see Lady Gaga before all of the "Gaga." She's still a dope artist though.

THROW DEM SHOES!

The devil has been busy these past few days (Serena Williams yelling at tennis officials, Kanye West and his Henny snatching the mic from Taylor Swift, and Lil Mama's unwelcomed stage presence during Jay-Z's VMA performance, etc.). Therefore, I'm posting this video to help calm the situation. Although, the pastor is a lil too extra Lady Gaga style in this video as far as his approach goes for defeating satin. It became too much for me when two ladies began beating the dummy with her purse and crutch.

Now we're throwing shoes at dummies in CHUUUCH? What happened to a good ol' prayer line and seed offering?

JUANITA BYNUM, PLEASE GET YOUR SEED

*Paging Juanita Bynum...your son is out in the streets acting a damn fool! Jesus would not approve.

I'm not sure how reliable this is, but Mr. Strawberry is supposedly Juanita Bynum's seed. The title and video speaks volumes for itself.

'REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATL' GET REAL CRAZY ON 'ELLEN'

You can't take some of these women no where!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta made an appearance on yesterday's (9/9) episode of The Ellen Show. As always, Kim and She'ree (or who I like to call "She-Ray") get into it. But the mood became mellow and fun during a game of musical chairs, which is always mad funny on Ellen's show. I wish they would've played Kim's epic underground hit "Tightrope."

But IMO, Kim (who is from Wellington Oaks at times - get at me for the definition) really put She'ree out there, because she is a liar too (go check her public records from Ohio). Lisa also has some skeletons in the closet (why doesn't she have custody of her first two sons with Keith Sweat?).

"SHAKE IT FOR YOUR HOOD"

messy mya baby a.v.e girlz offical

(*Now why they wanna go and mess up their Citi Trends clothes?)

In today's tomfoolery, a group of young birds by the name of BABY AVE GIRLZ decided to put on for their hood in New Orleans by shaking their you-know-what like their lives depended on it.

First of all, why did their parents name them those ghetto ass names? Daminisha...really?

Next, who would even let them do shit like this. We can try to pretend like their parents (or mothers) don't know that they're doing this, but they're probably encouraging it for real. But the lil donkey duck Asia (or Ajah, Aesha, Aisha - you never know how their mommas spell their names these days) is the main star of this vid, along with their Sour Patch Kid mentor.

You can find these group of girls in about ten years twerking their "poak chops" and popping their Pastor Troy in the ATL at Magic City.

UPDATE: So now they took the video down.
UPDATE 2: did some research and found the video again on MySpace

DON'T MESS WITH THE BEY STANS

This video was recorded back in March, but shout out to THE DOC REPORT & WKOF reader Jazmine for forwarding this to me today.

In the above clip, the Creole Beysus crew decided to respond to the "Turnin' Me On" remix (you know, the supposed Bey & Ciara diss) and they weren't playing around with MISS KERI BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta admit, it was funny.

"BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!!!"

On a recent episode of the ABC series 'Wife Swap', a Southern family, whose diet consists of calories and deep fried foods, encounters a problem when their “wife for a week” proceeds to throw away the fattening foods from the refrigerator. That's when the youngest son, the "Team Chunk" member of the family, got mad as hell at Joy and packed his little suitcase to pump off somewhere. Where the hell you going?

A BEYONCE POPEYE'S CHICKEN SPECIAL?

Someone from Beyonce's "camp" decided to call up their local Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits and asked them is they had a "Beyonce chicken special" since its September 4th (her 28th birthday). I'm dead at him for even asking, but his ending comment was just LOL funny.

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KYLE GOING OFF IN WINN-DIXIE

Kyle Washington of EBT's College Hill really gave a customer service employee of Winn-Dixie Marketplace some reality while trying to get a Western Union.

I don't blame him for his rant, because the customer service people be the worst (shout out to my mom and little sister for going off on store employees for foolishness).

WOULD JESUS BE PROUD?

African's ain't got no type of respect, do they?

Brother Franklin is somewhat of a new phenomenon in the church scene around Houston, especially during offering. That is why I get my envelope and only pay tithes.

THE J.O. & THE-NIGHTMARE QUICK QUOTES

Christina Milian: A lot of people been saying that we set up some. Like, please. We shop everyday. We live in Hollywood. We live in New York. We’re everywhere all the time, so it’s not like there aren’t people just following you or just popping up at your hotel or wherever you’re gonna be. It’s kinda crazy, but we don’t look for that stuff. We’re just living, being regular.

The Dream: True. Because, at the end of the day, Hollywood is her territory, her being an actress. So most of the time they’re probably looking for her and just somehow figured out who I was, like, “Oh that the nigga from, you know.”

- - Christina Milian and The-Dream explaining why the paparazzi "follows" them (*insert side-eye)

Things that needs so explanation:
- When Christina says "We" live in Hollywood & New York. C. Mili, where's your income coming from to claim you live somewhere?
- Dream, really? Christina is not a Hollywood (avenue in Compton) actress people really care about. This is coming from the same dude who said a studio gave her $10 million to star in a film. What film? That new straight-to-DVD "Bring It On" movie don't count. If she can't get album sales, how can she bring in big bucks for a major movie.

KC, COME GET YOUR MAMA!

The foolishness and craziness that is Frankie was unleashed from her cage to take a stroll down the streets of ATL to get her first tattoo - a signature tramp stamp in honor of her new fiance (don't know dudes name except he's 22).

Did she really try to snatch Michelle Branch's violin? Then she smacked somebody's damn dog. I CAN'T!!!

RAVEN, YOU'RE SO ENTERTAINING

This $400 million woman is the reason why the term "double dutch bus" is in my everyday vocabulary to describe certain folks (I'll explain that in a video one day). She's the head driver of the DDB after releasing her tragic single of the same name last year, which resulted in her album flopping harder than Ciara hitting high notes.

Raven gave a concert at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL on July 6, 2009. While the concert was free with wristbands, you could pay an extra $10 to get VIP (aka front row). Let's just say no one gave a damn and stayed perched in those free seats.

I WISH YOU WELL

(*And I was like..."why is Keyshia Cole singing "Obsessed"?)

(borrowed from the opening line of the song)
WKOF reader JC turned my face into a sad Lil Mama face/Eli Porter stare moment when I looked at this video.

LOON AMIR TALKS ISLAMIC CHANGE

I did a video blog for DOC TV on this topic back in March, and it caused a bit of controversy (look at the comments).

Amir Junaid Muhadith, the artist formally known as Chauncey Hawkins and rapper Loon, recently spoke with a Islam TV newtork to discuss his change over to the Islamic community.

I remember going to New York in May 2008 with a few friends, and me and my homie Ant could've sworn we saw Amir out Manhattanville selling a variety of body oils.

TEAM CHUNK VERSION OF "SWEET DREAMS"

I think he probably confused the lyrics with "sweet wings or a bacon-cheese hamburger."

Thanks to WKOF reader Asia for sending in the latest epic fail.

HURRICANE CHRIS PERFORMS FOR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

Hurricane Chris was asked (from what I was told) to give an impromptu performance of his current single "Halle Berry (She's Fine)" at a place you wouldn't expect - the Louisiana House of Representative.

WTF!!! Is this for real? All I could think was "what kind of pork-fried, country ass, ghetto foolishness is this?"

When you expose yourself like this, you only add to the problem members of Team Chunk face. And me talking about doesn't help because I'm promoting (thanks Khia) this for you all to laugh at him.

He thought he was da shit with that ghetto ass lighting effect he used by pulling the string on the ceiling fan light.

ARE THESE THE KIDS OF THE FUTURE???

What ghetto ass parent let their seed migrate out the house like this?

Jesus wept! :_(

GHETTO PROMS 2009: COUPLES, FELLAS & FAMILY EDITIONS

I presented to you all a couple of weeks ago the ladies edition of GHETTO PROMS 2009. Now, feast your eyes on the latest in trickery with the Couples, Fellas & Families of high school proms for '09!!!

*Also, I didn't have time to edit people faces out like I did with the ladies. I've come to the conclusion that if you come out the house looking like you do, you deserve whatever you get thrown at you.

Jaunita Bynum & ex-husband Bishop Meeks made an appearence at a high school prom.

Wal-Mart fabric used at its best

*SMDH*

GHETTO PROMS 2009: LADIES EDITION

Every year, Prom is a time for high school seniors to enjoy their last formal gathering before graduation. While it can be a beautiful event, tragedy also strikes in the form of fashion. Last year, I introduced this trickery to all of you. This year, it's no different.

So ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 2009 edition of Ghetto Proms! Today, the ladies will be highlighted.







Thanks to the people who submitted these pics.

WKOF TV: Cheri Dennis Confronts Diddy

After being on Bad Boy Records for nine years, Cheri Dennis gets a lil fed up with bossman Diddy. What will the outcome be?

Also, this is my 1st Xtranormal video.

T-PAIN'S NEW ACCESSORY

Isn't this some monkey business sh**? Here's what Mr. Penderassdown had to say about his new piece:

10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof. With 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo

JESUS CHRIST BAIL BONDS

The name of the company alone just gets one big ol' SMH from me. I don't think Jesus would approve of this fuckery (pardon my French lol). What's worst is this is in Baltimore, and y'all know they need all the help they can get there (you've seen The Wire right?). Jesus, clutch the wheel tightly for this company's foolishness!

WELCOME TO WKOF!!!

Hello everyone! I would like to introduce you all to my new website WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS (WKOF for short).

For the past year, I introduced my website THE DOC REPORT as a one-stop site for new music, videos, news, and the most craziest stuff out there on the net and the streets.

Now, I'm separating the two and making a whole new brand dedicated to the foolishness full-time!

On WKOF, you find me at my funniest and craziest explaining the funniest and craziest out there! I may also get in trouble for some things I'll say LOL.

So now you have two sites to visit on the daily - THE DOC REPORT and now WKOF!

If you have any videos or pics of some foolishness, email me at thedocreport@gmail.com.