KHIA'S BEEN A BAD GIRL

The creature known as Khia has just unveiled her new video for her new single "Been A Bad Girl," the lead from her new double disc Motor Mouf/Khia Shamone. The clip for the self-proclaimed wifey of Lil Wayne (she really believes that) was shot with director Clifton Bell in NYC last month. Carmine Gotti makes a cameo in the school room scene (remember the show 'Growing Up Gotti?' he's one of Victoria Gotti's sons).

How in the VAN HAM DAMN did Khia manage have a good looking video like this? What happened to the low budget of her classic "Be Your Lady" video? I gotta admit, I'm impressed this dirty, nasty broad pulled off a video like this, Dollar Tree version of Lady Gaga's easter basket headgear & all! She's still ugly as hell though :-(

THE GREAT TODDLER STRIPPER

I've seen my share of little kids on the verge of doing hoe sh** and hood rat stuff, but this lil toddler working her Pampers on the pole to buy to Gerber cereal takes it to a whole 'nother level!

IS YOUR CHICK AS BAD AS THE BABY SITTERS CLUB?

If y'all haven't been aware of this, the hit TV musical/comedy GLEE is giving everyday people the opportunity to audition to appear on the next season via Myspace.

Well, these members of the Baby Sitters Club aka Candy Slice transformed into #BasicBarbieBroads by having an interesting twist on Ludacris' "My Chick Bad" Remix featuring Diamond, Trina & Eve.

I'll be damned if Rachel Berry sings about being in a wam bam purple Lam and telling Kurt Hummel "damn bitch you BEEN A FAAAAAAN!!!" on the next season of GLEE

CHEAP ASS VIDEO ALERT

Key points of this cheap ass video:

- A Nigerian version of Lil Kim giving her best Khia impersonation
- A 5-thread count bed sheet being used as a background with a Toys R Us Discovery set projector providing the visual backdrops (influenced by Drake's "Over" video)
- Effortless pussy poppin & ass droppin'

Nigerian actress/singer Judith Mazagwu (Sasha Fierce code name AfroCandy) is taking the world by storm with her wall climbing, vagina thrusting, slow twerking infused single “Ikebe Na Moni.”

All this cheap-ass-ness, slab of meat packs on her back and drop zone ass crack is enough to go up against Kiely's "Spectacular" as video of the year nominees.

WTF ARE YOUR PARENTS LIL RUDE BOY???

This is what Fantasia aka Fanny Mae Burrito looked like as a young gal in High Point, NC back in the 90s.

But back to the situation at hand, this video is a prime example as to why father's should stay in their sons lives.

A little 12 year-old boy who's a strong candidate for the "swagga club" conjured up his own version of Rihanna's "Rude Boy" in his dome and projected it to the world YouTube-style.

Why does this lamb of God have on his little sister's French Toast school uniform stockings and a wannabe tie-dye shirt he made in art class? Also shout out to Family Dollar for providing this soul with a DIVA-proof pillow he holds close to his heart every night.

Lil HOW YOU DOOOIN??? also gave a impromptu shout out to Nicki Minaj by announcing proudly "It's Barbie Bitch!!!" He also had his fresh TracFone on deck as evoked strong raw emotion through his eyes (he's been watching too much America's Next Top Model).

THE EPITOME OF SOME HOE SH**

Let's give a clap, clap bravo to the official prostitute anthem of 2010!

When I think of Kiely Williams, I think about her being promised some Kate Spade in the 8th grade with 3LW and then making a commitment to being a Cheetah Girl, Cheetah Sister a few years ago. Now with her gap closed (yet another is now open if you know what I mean), Kiely took hoe sh** to another level with the release of her new video "Spectacular."

“I think he pulled a track out while he was blowing my back out…. I hope you used a rubber, or I’m gonna be in trouble…” are some of the lyrics for your listening pleasures. Want some more?

"Last I remember I was face down
Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off
Even though I’m not sure of his name
He could get it again if he wanted
Cause the sex was spectacular
The sex was spectacular"

This is just some plain foolishness right here! Now where's Khia for the remix to add her stank snatch to the mix.

CLUB WAL-MART DOC-ARAZZI ON DECK!

ALL SILVER EVERYTHING!

Fanny Mae-tasia Burrito made a special appearance via the 2020 version of herself at her local 24hr Wal-Mart supercenter.

I see she still got some colorful influences courtesy of her ex Young Dro and her brother Teeny.

HARAJUKU DANIELLE IS SALTY!

In this video, we have a member of team chunk who squeezed out the last hope of Crest toothpaste in her tube and spread it across her lips and eyelids. And let's not forget the Dollar Tree beads from the toy section and the dish towel she's sporting on her head.

Basically in this video, she explains the difference between the Harajuku Barbie styles (or lack of) from Nicki Minaj and Gwen Stefani.

SWAGGA CLUB PROOF (4/7)

For toaday's edition of SWAGGA CLUB PROOF, Precious dons red mohawk-styled dreads and takes on Mike Tyson's special speech for her debut video "On Some Other Stuff." So much raw emotion was evoked in this single video, I don't know if I blame Mary Jones for pushing Precious down the steps or throwing the cold pigs feet at her. But Precious had yet another dream sequence of making it out of Harlem, by envisioning herself as a video hoe-fessional towards the end.

KHIA SHOOTS BIG BUDGET VIDEO FOR "BAD" SINGLE

Okay, the big budget aspect was a far stretch. Don't take it serious people LOL

The original queen of all foolishness Khia does her best tranny impersonation of Lady Gaga in her new video for "Been A Bad Girl." The track is one of two lead singles from her new album Khia Shamone/Motor Mouf (that's really the title), which be available as coasters at your local Dollar Tree (or Dollar store) this summer.

Sorry Miss Shamone, but only Gaga can put an easter basket on her head and make it 'fierce'. This creature here is just the nastiest looking beast to ever hit nature. I will give it to Khiran for doing something illegal to gather up a nice amount of funds to shoot this video. The budget looks WAAAAAAY more than that Windows Movie Maker foolishness known as "Be Your Lady."

(*shout out to Freddy O for the pics)