Thursday, June 25, 2009

HURRICANE CHRIS PERFORMS FOR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES


Hurricane Chris was asked (from what I was told) to give an impromptu performance of his current single "Halle Berry (She's Fine)" at a place you wouldn't expect - the Louisiana House of Representative.

WTF!!! Is this for real? All I could think was "what kind of pork-fried, country ass, ghetto foolishness is this?"

Monday, June 22, 2009

When you expose yourself like this, you only add to the problem members of Team Chunk face. And me talking about doesn't help because I'm promoting (thanks Khia) this for you all to laugh at him.

He thought he was da shit with that ghetto ass lighting effect he used by pulling the string on the ceiling fan light.

ARE THESE THE KIDS OF THE FUTURE???

What ghetto ass parent let their seed migrate out the house like this?
Jesus wept! :_(

GHETTO PROMS 2009: COUPLES, FELLAS & FAMILY EDITIONS

I presented to you all a couple of weeks ago the ladies edition of GHETTO PROMS 2009. Now, feast your eyes on the latest in trickery with the Couples, Fellas & Families of high school proms for '09!!!

*Also, I didn't have time to edit people faces out like I did with the ladies. I've come to the conclusion that if you come out the house looking like you do, you deserve whatever you get thrown at you.

Jaunita Bynum & ex-husband Bishop Meeks made an appearence at a high school prom.
Wal-Mart fabric used at its best


*SMDH*

Thursday, June 11, 2009

GHETTO PROMS 2009: LADIES EDITION

Every year, Prom is a time for high school seniors to enjoy their last formal gathering before graduation. While it can be a beautiful event, tragedy also strikes in the form of fashion. Last year, I introduced this trickery to all of you. This year, it's no different.

So ladies and gentleman, welcome to the 2009 edition of Ghetto Proms! Today, the ladies will be highlighted.







Thanks to the people who submitted these pics.

WKOF TV: Cheri Dennis Confronts Diddy


After being on Bad Boy Records for nine years, Cheri Dennis gets a lil fed up with bossman Diddy. What will the outcome be?

Also, this is my 1st Xtranormal video.

Monday, June 8, 2009

T-PAIN'S NEW ACCESSORY


Isn't this some monkey business sh**? Here's what Mr. Penderassdown had to say about his new piece:
10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola seƱor recession proof. With 32 cars. Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good. So don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do. Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family. but thanx yo

JESUS CHRIST BAIL BONDS


The name of the company alone just gets one big ol' SMH from me. I don't think Jesus would approve of this fuckery (pardon my French lol). What's worst is this is in Baltimore, and y'all know they need all the help they can get there (you've seen The Wire right?). Jesus, clutch the wheel tightly for this company's foolishness!

WELCOME TO WKOF!!!


Hello everyone! I would like to introduce you all to my new website WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS (WKOF for short).

For the past year, I introduced my website THE DOC REPORT as a one-stop site for new music, videos, news, and the most craziest stuff out there on the net and the streets.

Now, I'm separating the two and making a whole new brand dedicated to the foolishness full-time!

On WKOF, you find me at my funniest and craziest explaining the funniest and craziest out there! I may also get in trouble for some things I'll say LOL.

So now you have two sites to visit on the daily - THE DOC REPORT and now WKOF!

If you have any videos or pics of some foolishness, email me at thedocreport@gmail.com.
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