Thursday, December 31, 2009

FINAL REMARKS: TOP FOOLISHNESS CLIPS OF THE DECADE


For the past year, I've been providing you all with not only the best and latest in music and entertainment news over at THE DOC REPORT, but also the latest in buffoonery at WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS? So what better way to close out the decade and 2009 than to revisit the most foolish clips of the noughties!

Soulja Girl on Marta:

Hands down, the highlight foolish clip of the year/decade. Who can resist the special delivery that Soulja Girl is kickin' on the MARTA train?

Unforgivable Soulja Girl Parody:


Scarlet Takes a Tumble:

The original "Precious" by the name of Scarlet made blog headlines this year for her tumble. Shout out to her sponsers Payless (where her wedge heels came from) and Family Dollar (where the table was purchased).

Mariah's TRL Striptease

Who can forget Mariah's infamous TRL ice cream-cart striptease for Carson Daly? This started off the "meltdown" caused by a little situation by the name of Glitter.

Ms. Peachez - "Fry That Chicken"


Riskay - "Smell Yo Dick"


Destiny's Child MadTV spoof:


DC's Message to the Troops:


DC Argument

Just imagine if they really had a fight like this.

Celebrity Therapy: Beyonce & Rihanna


Gurl, That's a Bootyhole!

Ever since my sister saw this video, this has become part of her crazy vocab to describe her dismay at certain foolishness.

Rehdogg - "Why Must I Cry"

*why must I cryyyyyy?*

Ever since this "music video" came out, I use the statement "why must I cry?" whenever I'm in the vicinity of foolishness. Here is how the "artist" describes the video:
This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for. This song is highly emotional and it's not about how well the singer is it's about expression of hard times.

T-Baby - "It's So Cold In The D"

Who can forget this lil ditty courtesy of T-Baby and her effortless rhymes about Black-on-Black crime in Detroit. There was also the memorable live-rendition of "It's So Cold in the D" at a club in front of 4 people, but I wouldn't want you to suffer anymore with the new year almost here.

Maia Campbell

Former 'In the House' co-star Maia Campbell had a pretty tough few years following the death of her mother. It was oh-so-more evident when she was caught in the streets in this video a few months ago. While its a serious subject because she's been going through, I just can't help but to laugh because its too funny. Also shout out to the bag of hot Lay's chips.

Popeye's Chicken & their $4.99 special shortage:

Earlier this year, Popeye's was running a where you could get an 8-piece for $4.99. So of course, Black people flocked to their local location, only to be disappointed as Popeye's had ran out of chicken and closed for the day. That was the same day I was embarrassed to be Black lol.

The Missing Ramen Noodles

This was another recent moment where I had to skip being Black for a day or two. Message of the video: never come between Team Chuck and their ramen noodles.
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