Oh Kelis Rogers-Jones, I understand 'Avatar' is like the hottest movie out at the moment and you have always been an advocate for being different. But this shit right here, I CAN'T!!! The Statue of Liberty head gear mixed with the upgrade of Shanell (from Young Money) nose/ear lobe connector (or whatever the hell its called) is too much. You like the techno version of the cowardly lion from 'The Wizard of Oz'...I shall call you The Techno Cowardly Lion of Liberty. And what the hell are these shoes made of? She also hit the stage at the Dipdive event and performed her biggest hit "Milkshake" and her new single "Acapella."
Don't get it twisted though people, Kelis was doing extra shit before Lady Gaga (and helped influence Rihanna's edgy style - along with Fefe Dobson). Once again, Fanny Mae Burrito-I mean Barrino will help illustrate my feelings on Kelis' "Little Star" World imagery by clicking --> here
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! (courtesy of Jay's 2nd verse in "Run This Town")
The Carters were in France last week for the NRJ Awards and attended the after party. That was when they displayed a hard look of disgust when Kizzy Rowland entered the building.
(SN: Not a true stop, well atleast I don't think so. But you never know)
She may have been on a professional break ever since Danity Kane split, but that hasn't stopped Aundrea Fimbres from having a lil side hustle as a makeup artist.
Okay people, it's not really Aundrea (just to put that out there). But she looks like her when she put on the stress weight during the last season of Making the Band 4.
Any who, the Queen of Blending to on a difficult task of putting together the ultimate makeup tips to look just like the Queen Bee herself, Lil Kim. This is the perfect video for you ladies (and/or the "How You Doin'?" Crew) to get some early Halloween tips. And whats even sad, everything the girl said in the vid is exactly true to Kim's style of makeup. But I did have some flatline moments watching this LOL.
I blame you Nicki Minaj for all of this #BasicBarbieBroad craziness. When I see Clareece Precious Jones emulate your "style" it becomes a problem because now Team Chuck will think its acceptable to let it all hang out, meat packs, beef hot links & all.
Once again, the MARTA train system in Atlanta is back on the foolishness trail after video footage surface of this crack whore talking about the things she like to do that is NSFW.
I'll be damned and flatline-d if I find myself on the El in Philly and see some foolishness like this.
An Easton man broke into a West Ward home on Sunday, cut his hair, took a shower, cooked fried chicken then refused to leave when the homeowner found him watching television, court records say.
According to court records:
Jose N. DeGracia, of the first block of North Fourth Street, broke into the home in the first block of South 15th Street by smashing the front door window with a large rock.
Grace Kraus, who lives at the home, told police she came back to find DeGracia sitting in her television room. She told police she did not know the man and he refused to leave.
Police said it appeared as though DeGracia had visited every room in the house. Kraus’ family photos were turned face down and several photos were taken off the walls. Dressers and closets had been rummaged through. DeGracia had also allegedly taken a shower and cut his hair in the kitchen, where he was also preparing fried chicken.
DeGracia was arrested and charged with burglary, criminal trespass, theft and criminal mischief. He was sent to Northampton County Prison in lieu of $15,000 bail.
I believe that children are our future / Teach them well and let them lead the way / Show them all the beauty they possess inside...
I blame Whitney Houston for this classic line from "The Greatest Love of All." Lil El Pollo Loco is beginning his "rap" career at an early age with this foolish clip I couldn't stop LOL-ing at. I support kids and their decisions to do something in the arts, but this ain't it! And I had no clue Aeropostle made Team Chuck game-proper husky clothing.
Remember Keyshia Cole's play/blood cousin from the "Obsessed" YouTube vid? He/she is back taking on Beyonce's "Check On It" and I just can't and will not!
Following her win at the 2010 Miss Johnson's School of Christ 2nd Grade Spelling Bee in North Carolina, Fantasia jet-setted to NYC to appear on last night's 106 & Tragedy to promote her new VH1 reality series. I see after leaving Young Dro (the king of color palettes), Fanny Mae ditched the red Kool Aid hair & actually put lotion on her an-kals. Too bad her married T-mobile boo "Cook" went back to his wife & kids and left ol' Ciely by her lonesome.
BTW, Mary J. Blige came in 10th at the spelling bee.
Two weeks ago, I heard the disturbing news that Dark NightFlavor Flav released a new single and video that was R&B. I stuck to my word to never watch the foolishness of the auto-tune fest that is "I'll Never Let You Go." Well today, I was suckered into listening to it after one of my friends sent me a text of the video.
Now, the song sounds like a nice R&B track for an actual R&B male artist. But this shit right here, TRAGIC!!! I was waiting for the "haha this was a jokey-joke!" at the end, but it never came. The sad part is that its released on iTunes, but even sadder is that someone probably purchased this.
Last night, about 60 million people in England were watching “celebrities” enter the Celebrity Big Brother house. The (Y)ou(T)uber(S) would have their names announced, speak to the host and then proceed into the house.
BUT, the Dragon just HAD to make a scene and perform as if he had a hit single out right now. Sisqo sported blonde hair and jigged around stage to his 2000 hit "Thong Song."
Hey, a check is a check in this recession (and he's had one since 2001).
So is this how you get Black people to be quiet during a West Indian cricket team match?
Judging by this KFC ad for Australia, it certainly looks that way. The ad shows a very distressed white guy, surrounded by a crowd of black people at a cricket match, who wonders, "Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation?" He gets out of the "awkward situation" by handing them a bucket of chicken.
I know people look at it as a racist thing, but whenever Black and chicken are spoken in the same sentence, I just laugh because in all honesty, its funny. Don't believe me? Look at the Popeye's video & "Fry That Chicken" in the Best of the Decade post.
Finally getting legit recognition for her acting, Mariah Carey was honored at the 2010 Palm Springs International Film Festival awards gala last night (1/5). Precious director Lee Daniels presented his star with the Breakthrough Actress Performance award for her role as a social worker in the critically-acclaimed film.
It wasn't the award that has people talking today. It's the acceptance speech thats gaining press. You see, Mariah came on stage a lil, urm...tipsy off the JiggaJuice! Mariah has always been an advocate of sipping champagne during some interviews (YouTube some of them or go to THE DOC REPORT and search this old post I had titled "Mariah Carey: O.O.C."). But this time, the drinks must've been flowing real decent-like for her to dismiss her normally diva presence.
What comes between a relationship of 4 yuurs and a friendship of 7 yuurs? Chicken Tetrazzini!
As I went through my list of top Foolish Clips of the decade, I noticed I forgot this memorable Maury show moment from April 2009.
Alycia is concerned that her man Paul is cheating on her with best friend because of Chicken Tetrazzini! I never knew what Chicken Tetrazzini was until this trickery aired on TV. I blame Maury for highlighting this foolishness, but I feel guilty for further exposing it (lol).
